The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds is an illustrated pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent, or mentally unstable bird species. Written in nontechnical language for the layperson, it describes where to find - and where to avoid - the most seriously disturbed North American birds.

Throughout the book you will read tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse, and infidelity among these birds. This guide, while ignored by leading ornithologists, is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies worldwide.

We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem, and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life.