The Only Way is Badger

One morning, the animals in the forest wake up to find that someone has built a huge wall and put up posters on the trees that read "Badgers are best!" and "Be more Badger!" Badger wants everyone to be more like him, and when they can't do badger things as well as he does, he sends them away to the other side of the wall. But is being the best really the most important thing?